...did you hear the one about the mouse, the rat and the cat?"
"There was this mouse and a rat and then um, uh...wait, wait, it was the rat and the cat, or was it.....Oh drat, I forgot the punchline...something about the rat and the mouse running away with the cat...no, no that can't be right. Hell with it, I'm jut gonna go eat the mouse."
"Cats tell the most awful jokes."
"Good thing she's gone off to do whatever it is cats do, it's time for a nap."