Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Window Peeper

"YO MA!"
"YO Ramsey?"

"HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!"

"Yeah yeah, OK.  What do you want kid?"

"i WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER IT'S GONNA BE BEFORE i CAN SEE OUT THE WINDOWS LIKE TO HORSE DOES?"

"eVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THAT i'VE GROWN SO MUCH AND GOTTEN SO BIG.  i KEEP TRYING, BUT i STILL CAN'T REACH THE WINDOWS!"

"Well Ramsey, I hate to be the one to have to break this to you, but I don't think you're ever gonna get tall enough to reach the windows."

"SAY WHAT?!  THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR.  i THOUGHT i COULD BE ANYTHING i WANTED TO BE AND i WANT TO BE TALL, LIKE THE HORSE." 

"Um, noooo, not really.  You can be anything you can be.  There is a difference you know."

"WELL, i WANT TO BE TALLER SO i CAN SEE THROUGH THE WINDOWS!  THERE MUST BE A WAY THAT i CAN DO THAT?"

"I'm sure there is, you just have to figure it out.  Being the clever, tricky, resourceful and perfectly sized, little brown donkey I know you to be, I have every faith in you."

"HARRUMPH.  YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, ONE OF THESE DAYS i'LL BE LOOKING AT YOU!"

7 comments:

  1. POOR Ramsey! Maybe your Grand MA will build you a little step by the window so you can put your front feet on it and look out.

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  2. I see light points!!! But that sweet nose is as brown as brown can be!

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  3. Awww, maybe you can get a step like thecrazysheeplady said! Then you can peer out to your heart's content!

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  4. That's right, Ramsey, put your little fuzzy head to work and show us how "asstute" you are! Then your Ma can take a photo of you looking at her through the window, and we'll all get to see it.

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  5. periscope Ramsey. Eyes on your ear tips would be good too.

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  6. Ah Ramsey you are a giant in personality. Keep dreaming our little friend :)

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