Disgruntlement

"Well Bloggy peoples, Ma has gone and done it again!  Every single year she does this to us, it is soooo unfair.  This year, she didn't even wait for the grass to get green before she took it all away from us.  Can you believe it?!  We've been telling her every day how mad we are about this, but does she listen?"

"Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, Ma locked us out of the WOODS too!!  She keeps telling us we are going to kill all the trees."  

"Seriously people, if we were actually hurting the trees don't you think they would run away or scream or something?  But noooo, they just stand there, all still and quiet, no matter what we do.  So I ask you, how can we possibly be hurting them?  It's just not fair!"

"Ma keeps going on on and on about how it's for our own good and she has to watch what we eat.  As if we would EVER eat anything that we aren't supposed to."

"On top of all that, we haven't even been on the BLOG much lately.  It's been all sheep and lambs and those dumb cows.  And snakes even.  SNAKES!  Are we not THE Dancing Donkeys?  What would she be without us?  Seriously, Ma has really gone round the bend this year." 

"We really gave her an earful this morning though.  As if all of this abuse weren't enough, she was LATE with our breakfast.  Really, that was just too much.  There is no excuse for such mean, unfair treatment and we let her (and everyone else in the county) know about it."

"She finally tried to appease us with this little bit of grass (which was very good), but far too little.  Can't you see how stingy this is and how terribly malnourished and deprived we are?"

"We hate to do it, but we are thinking about starting a petition.  Will you support us poor abused donkeys?"