Thursday, October 11, 2012

Smorgasbord

"Hurry up Ramsey, the All-You-Can-Eat buffet is open."

"sHE REALY SHOULD JUST LEAVE THE BUFFET OPEN ALL THE TIME.  wHY DOES SHE INSIST ON DRAGGING FOOD AROUND ON THE BLUE THINGIE WHEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT RIGHT HERE?"

"I have no idea, it's just another goofy human notion.   You have to just humor them sometimes."

"wELL, NOW THAT WE'RE BOTH HERE, i'M SURE WE CAN CONVINCE HER TO LEAVE IT OPEN.  iT'S ONLY LOGICAL AND SHE CAN'T SAY 'no' TO BOTH OF US!"

"Sorry guys, I hate to disappoint you, but it ain't gonna happen.  You're just gonna have to content yourselves with playing with the sled."
"gEEZE MOM, IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN i HEAR PEOPLE TALK ABOUT 'gaining weight on air'?

1 comment:

  1. It sure is fun to listen in on your donkeys' conversations!

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