Sunday, January 13, 2019

A Roll in The Hay

Every morning after breakfast, Albert has taken to having a roll in the hay.  Nothing very unusual about that, except he always adds great sound effects.  Turn up your volume for this one (unless you are at work and you don't want your coworkers giving you very strange looks:)

The Devil in the Detail

Little Albert Einstein is usually OK about wearing a halter except on the days when he isn't.  On those days, you'd think I was an axe murderer out to get him and he won't have anything to do with an evil halter.  Fortunately for me, he has a couple of good role models who he never allows out of his sight.  Ramsey is always up for a modeling gig and was quite happy to demonstrate the proper use of a halter.... 

Emma also offered to show him how it is done.  Although....I did have to pull it out of her mouth before she chewed through it.  Just a pointless little detail.

It didn't take long for the clever chap to have it all figured out....

The Devil is in the details though...

Friday, January 4, 2019

Need a Hand With That?

"Here Em, hold this for a minute will you?"

"You know Ma, these don't seem like very good hoof protectors.  They're kind of squishy and misshapen."

"I know Em, but at least these don't have any duct tape holding them together yet."

"Could I have it back now?"

"Uh, nooooo.  What do you think I am?  A coat hanger?  I want to know what I get out of it before I hand it over."  

"Well, let's see...you get your house cleaned twice a day, room service, custom meal prep, massage, pedicures, ear rubs....."

"Oh phooey Ma, those are all good, healthy activities we provide for you.  What else would you do with your life if not for us??"

"Nope, I'm holding out for a good tip.  You better go fetch some treats Ma.  I can see you need more exercise and moving around will help your hands warm up."

Monday, December 31, 2018

Beware the Charmer

You have to watch out for the charmers.

You know the ones.  With their coy looks...

....and little smiles....

...hiding all the diabolical plans behind sweet innocence.

Beware the charmer.  They'll get you into trouble every time and you won't even see it coming.