"A pack donkey? Really? What exactly am I supposed to be packing?"...
"Well I don't know, I haven't really worked that part out yet. It just seems like a good idea."
"Hmmmm, I think maybe I should be practicing my eye rolling skills instead."
"Better watch out kid, I bet you're next."...
"THIS LOOKS FUN!!! DO i GET TO PLAY TOO?"...
"Help all you want, kid. Knock yourself out."
"So Ma, are we planning any camping trips?"
"No, I'm rather fond of sleeping in my bed."
"That's what I thought. How about any looooong hikes that require extensive provisions on the way?"
"Well no, but maybe someday...."
"Uh huh. You gonna take up prospecting?
"I really should try that one. I have to pay off that pond somehow and the car has 180,000 miles on it. But no, I don't think that would be a profitable way to spend our time."
"So why am I doing this?"....
"Because it's fun."
"And because I'll give you some treats."
"Oh, well, in that case...."