Everyone gathered around for introductions and lessons on the proper use of this most vital of American Icons.
There was some definite skepticism and mutterings about danger and frivolity....
But eventually, the lure became too great and Emma (the philosopher), decided it was worth the risk.
Because every donkey needs a rubber chicken.
Right?
Right??
And then the police showed up and reminded everyone about the danger of gateway drugs and confiscated the contraband.
