Thursday, November 9, 2017

Comfort Food

I don't normally post recipes because I am a highly indifferent cook.  However, with all the chaos in the world (which I am not indifferent to, but neither do I have any words for), I thought we could all use a bit of comfort food. 

This is a super easy recipe that even non-cooks will like.  It allows you to consume large amounts of sugar-free, calorie-free, fat-free, gluten-free, guilt-free chocolate.  It has ZERO calories and may even help you lose weight and lower your blood pressure.  There are no dishes to wash and the ingredient list is super short.  All you need are two ingredients:

1. First, you will need a pair of these.

They come in a variety of flavors, just pick the one that appeals to you.

2.  Second, you need a chocolate donkey (you can substitute any other type of furry critter here, dappled donkeys also provide very nice results, but the chocolate really melts down nicely.)

3.  Apply the first ingredient liberally and firmly to the second ingredient and you will soon have a lovely pile of melted chocolate.  Feel free to consume as much as you like as often as you like.  It is guaranteed to make you, and your chocolate, feel better. 


  1. LOL, let us know if you cough up a hairball! I've been wanting to try those gloves. Do you like them?

    1. They are a nice addition to the grooming kit. They donkeys LOVE them and they give you quite a good upper body workout at the same time:) They won't replace your regular grooming routine, but the massage/curry would be a nice reward after a workout. They were worth the $8 bucks and I would buy them again.

  2. Look at him! Such a handsome boy :)

  3. Haha you had me going that it would be a food recipe

  4. I have a chocolate donkey!!! Just need some of those gloves!

  5. Oh my, I eat enough horse hair during Spring shed out...

  6. My German Shepherd likes her massages with the gloves too. Sweetest Mom and son photo.
    Thanks. Very uplifting.

  7. Rubs and scratches along with mule hugs carry me through the days. LOL!

  8. What a lovely photo. I feel better already.


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