I don't normally post recipes because I am a highly indifferent cook. However, with all the chaos in the world (which I am not indifferent to, but neither do I have any words for), I thought we could all use a bit of comfort food.
This is a super easy recipe that even non-cooks will like. It allows you to consume large amounts of sugar-free, calorie-free, fat-free, gluten-free, guilt-free chocolate. It has ZERO calories and may even help you lose weight and lower your blood pressure. There are no dishes to wash and the ingredient list is super short. All you need are two ingredients:
1. First, you will need a pair of these.
They come in a variety of flavors, just pick the one that appeals to you.
2. Second, you need a chocolate donkey (you can substitute any other type of furry critter here, dappled donkeys also provide very nice results, but the chocolate really melts down nicely.)
3. Apply the first ingredient liberally and firmly to the second ingredient and you will soon have a lovely pile of melted chocolate. Feel free to consume as much as you like as often as you like. It is guaranteed to make you, and your chocolate, feel better.