"Yes Emma, what can I do for you?"
"Wow Ma, that's a really long list!"
"Umm, yeah, how about we just stick to one thing at a time, OK?"
*sigh* "Alright, but I reserve the right make new requests whenever I want to."
"But of course. What can I do for you at this moment?"
"Well, see Ma, this fly mask thingy works pretty good most of the time, but there's this one really huge, super persistent, brown fly that I just can't get away from...."
"It's like having an extra shadow that keeps trying to attack me."
"No matter how I turn, this darn bug just stays latched onto the flymask. He's like a big, brown leech."
"Don't you have some spray or powder for this?"
"The least you could do is get me a really big flyswatter!"
"Sorry Em, I think you're on your own with that particular pest. Maybe you should try biting him."
"Well, I would if I could just get him to let go of the mask! Sheesh, you're no help at all Ma. What I have to put up with......."
HAHAHA that was super cute!
ReplyDeleteThe border collies think they are BOTH bugs.
ReplyDeleteI thought about getting fly masks for my boys, but they'd have them off each other in a few minutes---they are so mouthy with one another.
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