"Yes Emma, what can I do for you?"
"Wow Ma, that's a really long list!"
"Umm, yeah, how about we just stick to one thing at a time, OK?"
*sigh* "Alright, but I reserve the right make new requests whenever I want to."
"But of course. What can I do for you at this moment?"
"Well, see Ma, this fly mask thingy works pretty good most of the time, but there's this one really huge, super persistent, brown fly that I just can't get away from...."
"It's like having an extra shadow that keeps trying to attack me."
"No matter how I turn, this darn bug just stays latched onto the flymask. He's like a big, brown leech."
"Don't you have some spray or powder for this?"
"The least you could do is get me a really big flyswatter!"
"Sorry Em, I think you're on your own with that particular pest. Maybe you should try biting him."