"Hmmm, are you in there? That's not really your most attractive pose you know?"
"Lucky for you there aren't any flies out right now, huh?"
"And it's a good thing you don't use a pillow, you'd make a God-awful puddle if you started drooling."
"Do you suppose you'll regain consciousness anytime soon? Your're kinda blocking traffic."
"Ah well, I guess I better move on and find something else to do before the temptation to reach up and go thwap, thwap, thwap with that thing gets to be too much for me. Enjoy your nap." Not that it looks like anything could disturb it...