"What do ya think Kid, seeing as how Ma totally, completely neglected to get us Easter goodies, do you suppose she might have hidden some treasures for us?"
"i DON'T SEE ANYTHING HERE MOM...ALTHOUGH THAT BUNGEE THINGEE MIGHT BE FUN TO PLAY WITH. i BET WE COULD STRETCH IT OUT BETWEEN US AND GIVE mA A GOOD SNAP WITH WITH IT - SERVE HER RIGHT FOR NEGLECTING US SO DREADFULLY.
"hmmmm, it's a thought kiddo, it's a thought. This thing certainly looks pretty dry and tasteless, whatever it is."
"Ah well, I guess we'll just have to find our own goodies, it's the way of the world."
"And there's nothing like a well rotted maple tree after all. Yum!"