"We heard that this whole Easter thing is supposed to involve baskets full of goodies."
"So, we all want to know...."
"Wellllll, um, sorry. No baskets. Actually, I was just kinda thinking you guys look like something that would be IN an Easter basket."
"Sheesh, no respect. That' what it is, no respect. What a bummer."
(even if you are a poor, poor, pitiful donkey who didn't get any goodies)