Crack/splash/crunch/damm-that's-cold!/splash: breaking the ice that has formed in the water trough in spite of it's built-in heating element.
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease....: said in a fervent, prayerful undertone with held breath and eyes squeezed shut every time one approaches the water hydrant in the barn. Oh please, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeeeeease....
Oh, THANK YOU GOD!!!: On a gust of relieved breath when the water actually flows.
whooooooooooossshhhh: the tiny, but vital sound of water draining back out of the hydrant which gives one hope that it may actually work the next day.
clunk/clank/clunkclunkclunkclunk....clunk, clunk: The sound of frozen solid donkey poop rattling into the muck bucket like a bunch of golf balls crashing into a plastic barrel .
"Oh, Sh**!!!" : heard when one steps on a frozen solid "golf ball" lurking under the bedding just waiting to twist the ankles of the hapless human foolish enough to think she did a good enough cleaning job.
Arrrghh/ooooof/!#$#@$: slipping on the ice and falling on one's a**. Definitely NOT as cute as the penguins.
munchmunchmunchsnortwhufflemunchmunch: The sound that makes it feel like it all might be worth it.
rararararaaarsputterr c'mom,c'mon,start will ya,you can do it roaororoarvrooom, vroom, vroom: I guess I might make it to work tonight after all. Sure hope the car starts on the way home so we can do all of this again tomorrow.