"Oh yeah dog, c'mon, try it."
"Mom, she's looking at me."
"Mom, she's LOOKING at me! Tell her to stop LOOKING at me."
"Who me? I'm not looking at anything, I'm just standing here, minding my own busuiness. What's your problem anyway?"
"Mom, pleeeeeeease make her stop LOOKING at me."
"C'mon dog, put your bite where your bark is. I dare ya!"
"BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF! Tanner, go play Jolly-Ball. Emma, get in here and eat your breakfast." Sheesh, kids these days!