It seems Tessa is having a bit of an identity crisis. Everyone keeps referring to her as 'the horse' and she is not at all sure that she wants to be a horse. She wants to be a donkey and she thinks she has the ears to pull it off.
This has engendered some debate on the farm though. What exactly do you call a horse who thinks she's a donkey? Would that be a dorse? That doesn't sound quite right. Hors-ey? Na, that doesn't convey enough donkeyness.
Seems like it only leaves one choice, but maybe I am not being creative enough. What do you think folks, what do you call a horse who thinks she's a donkey?