Years ago I just happend to be watching a pregnant mare in the barnyard. All of a sudden she jumped, spun around with ears pinned, ready to kill whoever it was that kicked her. But she was the only one in the barnyard! :-)
Reminds me of a stray little cat that came to my place. She was so little and thin and a kitten herself. She put on a lot of weight rather quickly. Oh, no. Kittens on the way. I prepared a box for her in a little room in the garage, and I kept checking it. One morning, I looked in and there was the new little mama and five kittens nursing. She looked up at me with the most precious expression on her face. She seemed to be saying, "I don't know how this all happened!" I never saw that expression again, she became a good little mama.
I am laughing at the comments as well as your hilarious post : )