Give 'em the Boot

"Hey Ma, where have your boots been?  You've been out hiking without us haven't you?!"

"Sorry guys, the snow and ice are just too much.  Not good for little donkey feet."

"Phooey!  If you can do it, so can we.  Maybe we should just keep the boots, they'd make good chew toys at least."

"C'mon Ma, fork 'em over.  We haven't gotten to do anything fun in FOREVER.  The least you could do is provide a little entertainment...