Tuesday, March 18, 2014

By Any Other Name

"HEY hORSE, THE Flower Lady SAID i SHOULD START USING YOUR NAME, BUT, THAT is YOUR NAME ISN'T IT?'

"Well, I suppose it's one of my names, we all seem to have several.  I go by Tessa, Tess, Horse, Aunty Horse, Aunty Tess, Honkey Donkey, Foolish...it does get confusing doesn't it?  You certainly have more than enough names."

"ME?!  nUH UH, i ONLY HAVE ONE NAME.  i'M RAMSEY!"

"I don't think so kid.  What about Brat Man, Little Brown Brat, Super Brat, Ramsey-Man, Pipsqueak?  Come to think of it, there's an awful lot of brats in there, what do you think THAT means?"



"iT MEANS mA LOVES ME.  THEY'RE TERMS OF ENDORSEMENT OR ENDEARSEMENT OR WHATEVER THOSE THINGS GO BY.  RIGHT MA?"

"AT LEAST MY MOM ONLY HAS ONE NAME, THAT NEVER GETS CONFUSING."

"Of course she has more than one name, they're Emm..."

"NO NO NO!  iT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU ALL CALL HER.  MOM ONLY HAS ONE NAME.  HER NAME IS Mom AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE.  Right Mom?"

7 comments:

  1. Looks like Tessa gave up the argument!!! And what other names does Emma have? Inquiring minds want to know!
    Flower lady

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  2. Oh sweet Ramsey, sweet mama's boy! You're lucky to have a wonderful Auntie Tess and both a four-legged and a two-legged mom. Life doesn't get much better than that. Keep on being the cute little "brat" that we all have grown to love. ♥♥

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  3. Ha ha ha! Don't you wonder what they are saying sometimes?

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  4. Nothing quite like a Ramsey interlude to lift the spirits, thanks for the smile :-)

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