Saturday, July 1, 2017

A Legal Adult

"Hi Bloggy peoples!  It's ME, Ramsey, the BIRTHDAY boy!"

"It seems like its been forever since I got to write a blog post.  Seeing as how it's my BIRTHDAY, Ma finally let me at the computer again.  You'd think she wouldn't be so stingy with it considering what a lousy job she's been doing lately, but at least I am here now."

"I know you all probably have big celebrations planned to celebrate my BIRTHDAY and I wouldn't want you to miss me during all your fireworks and parties."

"Ma keeps trying to tell me that everyone is celebrating Independence Day or Canada Day or whatever, but I know that can't be true.  She is just being mean because she doesn't like fireworks and she never gets any for HER birthday.  They are just fine by me though, I'm not like that wimpy Border Collie!  Bring em on I say!  

"This is an exciting BIRTHDAY too because I am FIVE years old.  Can you believe that?"

"Ma says turning 5 is like turning 21 and I am a legal adult now.  I'm not sure how turning 5 is the same as 21, but that's human logic for ya.  It has something to do with the drinking age, which makes NO sense at all.  I haven't been allowed to drink in ages...sigh...I still miss it....

"Since I am a legal adult now, I think that the big grey donkey should admit that I am the boss, but he doesn't seem to notice yet.  Maybe all the fireworks will show him the error of his ways." 

"Anyway, I hope you all have a good time celebrating my BIRTHDAY and, if you must, have fun celebrating that other holiday as well.  


Happy Birthday Ramsey!




16 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday Ramsey, my favorite chocolate donkey!!

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  2. I just can't believe 5 years has gone by so fast! Emma was just a baby herself! You had two horses!! Just can't be possible! Happy birthday, Ramsey!

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  3. Happy 5th birthday, Ramsey. It’s a big day with lots of memories. What a journey for you -- and for us. What a story you are, Ramsey, and so glad you made it to five! You are one lucky, cared for and loved donkey.

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  4. Happy Birthday Ramsey! There were big parties for you all across Canada!

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  5. Happy Birthday Ramsey. Don't tell the others but you are my favourite. :D I'm pretty sure that during the the celebrations I heard our Prime Minister say Happy Canada Day and Happy Birthday to a certain donkey. I hope you were spoiled rotten.

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  6. Oh Ramsey, you cute little stinker :-D. Happy Birthday!

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  7. Little Ramsey, you knock-kneed little darling you; all grown up and no one to boss!

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  8. Happy Birthday Ramsey!! You have got to be the most special donkey ever!! I sure do love you!

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  9. Happy Birthday Connor, OPPs, I mean RAMSEY!

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  10. Ramsey, we are definitely celebrating your birthday out here in California...have a very good one!

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  11. Wishing the sweetest donkey boy ever a fantabulous 5th birthday!! We all love you Ramsey!

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  12. Happy Birthday Ramsey! You're a lucky boy with two really good mothers - hope you got carrot 'cake' and presents!!!

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  13. Surely it was only a month ago that Ramsey turned four? Gosh the years are flying by. Guess that means I am officially old. Anyway, have a great Bday Ramsey and make sure you give your loving mama (both of them!) some kisses to thank them for all the good care they gave, and still give, you.

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  14. You were all ears and legs Ramsey. Happy 5th birthday.

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