"It seems like its been forever since I got to write a blog post. Seeing as how it's my BIRTHDAY, Ma finally let me at the computer again. You'd think she wouldn't be so stingy with it considering what a lousy job she's been doing lately, but at least I am here now."
"I know you all probably have big celebrations planned to celebrate my BIRTHDAY and I wouldn't want you to miss me during all your fireworks and parties."
"Ma keeps trying to tell me that everyone is celebrating Independence Day or Canada Day or whatever, but I know that can't be true. She is just being mean because she doesn't like fireworks and she never gets any for HER birthday. They are just fine by me though, I'm not like that wimpy Border Collie! Bring em on I say!
"This is an exciting BIRTHDAY too because I am FIVE years old. Can you believe that?"
"Ma says turning 5 is like turning 21 and I am a legal adult now. I'm not sure how turning 5 is the same as 21, but that's human logic for ya. It has something to do with the drinking age, which makes NO sense at all. I haven't been allowed to drink in ages...sigh...I still miss it....
"Since I am a legal adult now, I think that the big grey donkey should admit that I am the boss, but he doesn't seem to notice yet. Maybe all the fireworks will show him the error of his ways."
"Anyway, I hope you all have a good time celebrating my BIRTHDAY and, if you must, have fun celebrating that other holiday as well.
Happy Birthday Ramsey!