"Are you out of your mind?? We're not coming out there!"
"Aw, c'mon, you have to at least stretch your legs."
"Hmmmm, nope, don't think so. You go right on and have fun playing with the snow blower thingy without us. I'll keep an eye on things from here."
"Don't worry Ma, I'll be watching. You know you can count on me! Gotta make sure you get it right after all." no way, no how am I going out there though...
Two and a half hours of snow blowing later...
"YUCK! ALL THAT TIME SPENT MOVING THIS NASTY STUFF AROUND AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH?"
"PLAY WITH THIS?! ICK."
"Yeah, sure Em, I'll get right on that......"