Sooo...seeing as we had a foot of snow last night with a side dish of sleet, several people sent this to me today:
Clearly, there is truth in that and, given the forecast for the foreseeable future....
I went out this morning to try to find some f***ing joy.
Hmmm...definitely no joy here...
"How about you Ben, have you found some joy today?"
"Do I look like I've found any joy?"
Right.
Next.
"Mr. Einstein, have you spotted any joy lying around?"
"That depends on whether or not you have cookies in your pocket???"
"Yeah....that's gonna be some more non-joy. We are out of cookies."
I don't think I even need to ask Ramsey. If there is anyone around here who finds less joy in snow than I do.......
"Hey Ma!"
"Yes Emma?"
"I know where the joy is stored. It's those yummy pellets in the barrel right right behind you...Just step aside and we'll liven this place right up!"
"Sorry guys, having to make an emergency call to the vet because you gobbled all the joy is not exactly what I was hoping for."
"Bummer, you can be such a killjoy Ma. In that case, you better go play with the stooopid dog cause this is about all the joy you're gonna find here today."
Yup, there is some joy...
...and it's the first time since last winter that he hasn't had muddy feet.
Whew. Some days you have to look long and hard to find a bit of joy.
