"You don't think I would ever cause any trouble do you? C'mon, you know you can trust this face...."
"I'm just a sweet, little, innocent donkey. Why, even angels speak my name. "
"Truly, you can believe me. It's not ME who pulls the fence post out of the ground EVERY. SINGLE. DAY....."
"OK, so I can see where you might get the wrong idea, but I swear, that photo is totally fake. It's FAKE NEWS!"
"That photo is so fake....next thing I know, you'll be calling me Sasquatch!"
"Hey, psst, bloggy peeps....errr, um, anyone know a good lawyer wanting to do a bit of pro-bono work for a totally innocent little donkey? Tell him your friend