"I'm waiting in line."
"Ummm, waiting for what?"
"Well, I heard some of you crazy humans spend all night waiting in line for stores to open after this weird Thanksgiving holiday, which I don't understand 'cause why would you only want to be Thankful on just one day a year? Anyway, I heard about this and, even though it's crazy, I thought I would give it a try."
"Right. OK. What exactly are you waiting for?"
"Jeez Ma, that should be totally obvious don't you think? I'm waiting for the pasture to open and the grass to turn green. What else could you possibly want?"
"I'm sorry Em, but I think we missed that sale."
"Oh. Bummer. I guess that whole Bleak Friday Sale thing is just another Internet scam, huh?"
"Yeah, it is, but you know what? I think I can still come up with a nice Door-Buster deal for you. Just let me check the hay-shed and see if I can't come up with a good deal for you."
Happy Thanksgiving.
Cute! Emma is an adorable donkey
ReplyDeleteShe looks so forlorn!
ReplyDeleteI like the way your mind works, girl.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to YOU, Connor, Kipper, the chickens, Ben, Tessa, Emma, and Ramsey (in order of importance)!!!
ReplyDeleteBen at the top of the Equine Panthéon FB? Well, well...gotta little soft spot for the guy?
DeleteAww this is wonderful! Happy Thanksgiving to you also!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smile today! :)
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