"I'm taking over cause Ma is in a bad mood and whining about it being 20 below miserable last night and the water thingy freezing again. Boy oh boy, that contractor guy who promised to fix this thing and never showed up (AGAIN) sure oughta be glad he's not here today! Of course, he's never here. That's the problem, hee, hee. You know, I think Ma used up her whole week's swear word quota today."
"I don't know why Ma is upset though really, she keeps saying we all need more exercise. Well, carrying all those water buckets oughta be good for her right? And they do say one should lead by example. Me, I think I'm gonna just stay here in this little bit of sun and observe all the example setting."
"Oh, and Ma, could you make sure that water is warm please? You know that's how we like it best."