"Uh Ma, are you sure this is a present?"
"Hey kid, looks like a good fit. Maybe we'll get some work out of you yet."
"Hmmmm, so how's this thing work Ma? I don't see how it's gonna drive me around. Are there magic words or something?"
"Oh wait, maybe this will work....Is this what pulling means?"
"Hey look Ma, I've got the downtrodden-beast-of-burden look down pat! What more could I need?"
"You know Ma, something tells me that this head gear was designed for someone with serious ear deficiencies. Too bad for them..."
"....but if it means you'll open up this darned gate, then I'm game!"
"Thanks Crazysheeplady, I'm sure I'll have fun teaching Ma how to use this thing!"
"Say Ma, what are sheep anyway? Are they really crazy?"