Donkey at the door

 "HEY!  Anybody in there?"

"You do know it's breakfast time don't you?  Just how long does it take to put those silly things on your feet?  I don't know why you bother with them...."

"Just hold your horses Em. I don't have tough hooves like you, I'll be out as soon as I get my boots on."

"Hrrmph, that's foolish.  You really ought to just grow some tougher feet.  And I can't hold my horses, they abandoned me.  Tessa thinks she's in looove with Gabe.  I told them they were acting silly, but they wouldn't listen to me and they ran off together."

"Say, since the horses left me all alone, does that mean I get to eat their breakfast as well?  It only seems fair.  I'm eating for two after all and I'm soooo hungry..."

"I might have to eat the door frame if you don't hurry up...."

"C'mon now, can't you tell I'm wasting away here?...."

  "I'll even say PLEASE...."