Rotten Little Thief

Donkeys may be big and tough, but Border Collies are sneaky, patient little thieves. 

They think and plan and plot and scheme.

And at just the right moment, when no one is looking, they sneak in and steal the prize.  Oh, the delight of stolen treasures!

A stolen prize is so much more fun than one given freely.

Once stolen, the rotten little thief will spend the rest of his days guarding the treasure and defending his hoard.  It will take a mighty knight to wrest this gem away from the dragon now.

"Mine!"