The Great White Snout

Having a Big Pink Snout can be a distinct disadvantage in summer.  Despite having free access to shelter from the sun, it's still rather prone to sunburn.  As a redhead with ridiculously sensitive skin, I can relate.  So, every morning now I smear sunscreen all over Gabe's Big Pink Snout and it becomes instead The Great White Snout....

Always lurking around the corner, watching and waiting for the perfect opportunity to sneak up behind you and wipe all that nasty gunk off on whatever part of you it can reach.   Beware The Great White Snout...